Saturday, February 20, 2010

Pretty is the new black
by Naughty @ 4:14 PM
I just saw the cover of Marie Claire. one of the headlines says that "Pretty is back in style"
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Monday, February 15, 2010

Valentine's Day hypocrisy
by Naughty @ 9:30 AM

Sheesh.

After all my ranting about the ridiculousness of Valentine's Day, what does my guy do? Buy me flowers. And what do I do? Accept them graciously. But in my defense, (and who's going to defend me except me?) I genuinely like flowers. He does sweet things for me all the time. And he's getting blowjobs way more than three times a year.

Labels: relationships, sex

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

I don't understand why Valentine's Day is such a big deal. It should only be significant for:

1) Married men who only get blow jobs three times a year - their birthday, anniversary and Valentine's Day.

2) Women who blow their husband those three times a year. Only on Valentine's Day they get a box of chocolates first.

3) People in unhappy relationships, who look at each other on Valentine's and think, "I could have done so much better."

I just don't understand it - so one day out of the year you have to be nice to your partner. Really, if love comes along as often as the flu shot, maybe your relationship isn't all that great.

And I don't get why single people get upset about VD. I was never upset about being single on Valentine's because I knew that chocolates would be on sale the next day.

Labels: relationships, sex

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Saturday, February 06, 2010

Friend? Buddy? Boyfriend? What do I call you?
by Naughty @ 11:42 AM
When do you start using the term "boyfriend"?

I was out on Thursday night when this woman asked if "that guy over there" was my boyfriend.

She completely caught me off guard. It should be an easy question right? But for me, and my relationship anxieties, it wasn't. After a lot of humming and hawing, I finally said "Uh, I guess so."

But really - I'm not sure. At what point do you transition from "that guy I'm seeing" or "that guy that holds my hand on the subway" or "the guy whose bathroom shelf I'm slowing taking over with my toiletries," to "my boyfriend"? There's got to be some definitive moment right? I'm just not sure what that is.

Maybe I'll ask him, "Am I supposed to call you my boyfriend? Or am I jumping the gun here?" What an awkward conversation that'll be.

Labels: relationships

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Monday, February 01, 2010

Real Interview Questions
by Naughty @ 8:10 PM
So this is the official relaunch of Naughtygirlx. I suppose if this was a proper corporate business with marketing plans and pie charts my first blog would have to be some grand bullshit announcement, but I get to skip all that stuff. I'll just say, thanks for coming. Or whatever.

I had a job interview today. Haven't had one in a long time. Months. The problem with job interviews is that I usually actually want the job (or at least the money that goes along with the job). Unfortunately that stops me from asking the questions I'd really like to ask like:

Do you have Beer-Cart Fridays?

What brands do you carry?

Do you consider office supply theft a real crime?

What's your porn policy?

Is this one of those work cultures where it's ok to come to work still drunk from the night before?

When does the cheese tray come around?

What kind of gifts do you give at Christmas?

If get into a fight with my boyfriend, could I live here for a week or so?


These are the things I'd like to ask. Which means I'd need to go on an interview for a job I don't want and be interviewed by someone who isn't in my field. Like maybe a job at Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits or The YMCA or Revenue Canada or something.

Labels: work

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