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The Neighbour's Lawn Pisser: Dandelions, dog poop, toilet paper - spring is in the air. The Birthday Intervention Pisser: Give your friends and family a birthday surprise party they'll never forget. The Fun With Money Pisser: People are so weird about money, so really they're just asking you to mess with them, careful now, don't get shot. The Make Me Giggle Pisser: After fucking with people and pissing people off, sometimes it's best to do your karma a favour and take one for the team. The Spoiler Pisser: Actually, telling people how the book or movie ends may save someone's life - heart disease is the nation's number one killer. The Gender Bender Pisser: Spice up your day but asking people what gender they are or displaying uncertainty regarding the nature of their bits and pieces. The In-Store Pisser: We know how distressing it can be to wander into the supermarket and find yourself surrounded by drones, idiots, and ugly smelly people. The Passenger Pisser: Carpooling with people you can't stand has never been so much fun! The 2005 Easter Pisser: Jesus has a great sense of humour, so don't worry about fucking with his special day - you're going to hell anyway, why not go first class? The Grievance Pisser: Making a list of grievances is both hateful and productive, and best of all it's easy to do and chock full of vengeful satisfaction. The Valentine's Gift Pisser: Valentine's is the best time of year for anonymous gifts. The Deformed Slightly Retarded Child Pisser: The best part is, you can't get in trouble if it blows up in your face, because everyone will think that you honestly thought they were retarded. The Package Pisser: Don't you get all hyped up and excited whenever you receive a package in the mail? Well, how crushed would you be to find that the package contained nothing more than mushing, rotting tomatoes? The Judgement Pisser: Fuck with people through the Word of God! The STD Pisser: All the fun of an STD with none of the itching, leaking, or burning! The Book Club Pisser: Introduce your nauseating neighbours, festering friends, and crapulent colleagues to the joys of mail order clubs. The Pretentious Pisser: Dealing with pretentious pricks? The only way to really pick at a pretentious prick is to play their game. The Scary Sounds Pisser: Freak out the masses with simple gadgets! The Mind Fuck Pisser: The next time you have a few moments alone with a television set, fuck with the colour. The 2003 Holiday Pisser: Are you Jewish and noticing that once again, Chanukah is being totally neglected this holiday season? The Itchy Pisser: Crotch itch is such sweet revenge! The Random Fatty Pisser: Random pissers are fun and since the targets aren't necessarily enemies of yours, you're that much more likely to escape suspicion entirely. The Prostitution Pisser: Prostitution is such an easy vessel for evil! This pisser will require a bit of research but the damage you can do will make it more than worthwhile. The Adult Diaper Pisser The Porn-Mail Pisser: We all know a couple of proselytising, puritanical, sanctimonious jerks, fucking them over isn't just for you, it's for the good of all. The Come Fuck Me Pisser: Personal ads are easy to place and fun to write. The Announcement Pisser: A little extra vengence cash and a victim you love to hate are a great combo. Contact your local newspaper to find out the particulars (call from a pay-phone of course) and set to work. The Absolutely NEVER do this Pisser: This one is only funny to think about and should most definitely NEVER be used in real life!!! The Office Panty Pisser: We had so much fun with panties last week and playing in the office the week before - why not combine the two for a quick and easy creep out? The Panty Pisser: Is there someone in your social circle that gives you the creepies? The Spider Lunch Pisser: Do you work in an office setting where someone is royally pissing you off?

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