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Your Weekly Horoscope: August 8th - 14th, 32/52 Use your zodiac to determine your fate this week! Leo (July 23 - August 22): You will find your life's purpose. Of course, you won't want to accept that you're here to make your friends look skinnier, but at least it gives meaning to your secret binging. Virgo (August 23 - September 22): You don't truly believe that kissing the department store

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Your Weekly Horoscope: August 1st - 7th, 31/52 What do you most want to eat when you're super horny? Cock and/or pussy: This week you are GW Bush - that's Bush Jr. Nothing is going to go right for you and every failing and foible will come into public view. Unfortunately you'll lack the proper sense to be utterly mortified and will wander out into the shitstorm naively wondering where that

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Your Weekly Horoscope: July 25th - 31st, 30/52 So - have you bought/read the final Harry Potter book? Find the scenario that describes you best to find out which Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows character death you are this week. (Warning: spoilers!) Read the illegal online pre-release pdf scan before July 21st: This week you are character death Hedwig the owl. You are loyal but moody and

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Your Weekly Horoscope: July 18th - 24th, 29/52 Your zodiac determines your fate this week. Cancer (June 21 - July 22): This is a great week to concentrate on getting a handle on that weird odour you've been emitting. Make sure you haven't been soiling yourself, you'd be surprised how often weird lingering scents are do to accidental soiling. Leo (July 23 - August 22): Losing your grip on

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Your Weekly Horoscope: July 11th - 17th, 28/52 . Cancer (June 21 - July 22): This week you swarm through the people around you like a virulent plague. You take down all in your path with little consideration as to who what or why. Those who manage to avoid your random pestilence will really enjoy the show. Leo (July 23 - August 22): This week you vent your hostility via a slew of increasingly

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Your Weekly Horoscope: July 4th - 10th, 27/52 Use your Zodiac to find out what kind of shoes you are this week. Cancer (June 21 - July 22): This week you are a pair of mules. You are interesting to look at yet good for the long haul, reliable but with a seductive hint of vulnerability. Leo (July 23 - August 22): This week you are a pair of strappy heels. You are sexy but understated enough

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Your Weekly Horoscope: June 27th - July 3rd, 26/52 Happy Canada Day! What will you be doing to celebrate? Having a barbeque: This week you find out that 140 really isn't all that old, which means that 40 isn't even a blip on the age scale, so really you're barely even in your youth, which means you can totally wear those striped knee high socks, Mary Jane flats, and rainbow romper. Going to a

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Your Weekly Horoscope: June 20th - 26th, 25/52 Use your zodiac to find out what Gay Pride Toronto Event you are this week. Gemini (May 21 - June 20): This week you are the Pride Week Launch party. You are being presented Priscilla, Queen of the Desert but with Extra Frills, you are feather boa speeches and plug up the dyke rants. You are entertainment ready to burst. Cancer (June 21 - July 22

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Your Weekly Horoscope: June 13th - 19th 24/52 Use you zodiac to find out what music genre you are this week! Gemini (May 21 - June 20): This week you are Jazz. You are so hip and cool and totally over the heads of all but those in the know. You are a little bit here and a little bit there and sudden bursts of wild inspiration. Cancer (June 21 - July 22): This week you are Pop Princess. You

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Your Weekly Horoscope: June 6th - 12th, 23/52 So ... what animal do you figure has the most enjoyable sex? Er, not with humans, with other animals. Rabbits (because they seem to do it so often): Beware the hairy monster this week! You won't know where it will come from but be sure, it will strike and strike hard! Have a pair of safety scissors on hand to thwart the attack. Dogs (because of

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Your Weekly Horoscope: May 30th - June 5th, 22/52 Which celebrity crackhead breakdown chick are you? Britney Spears: If you've been feeling listless, make an effort to get more sex than usual. You may also want to try switching to a sexier diet: consume more aphrodisiacs and eat lots of protein (you'll need it). Lindsay Lohan: Don't let fear of sexual mishap prevent you from engaging in

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Your Weekly Horoscope: May 23rd - 29th, 21/52 On a scale of 1 - 10, how kinky are you? 0 - you close your eyes when you walk by a kink shop: This week you will open your inner eye and see deep into yourself and others. This will be super creepy for you and you will close your inner eye forever. 1: This week you will find yourself a beacon of hope for all those around you. Yes, if even you can

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Your Weekly Horoscope: May 9th - 15th, 19/52 Determine you week by way of your favourite fatty snack! Chocolate bars: This week you go off on a tangent and spend the whole week trying to find your way back. Potato chips: This week you decide to run for political office. But then you remember all the drugs and hookers in your history and decide to take a cooking class instead. Cheesies: This

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Your Weekly Horoscope: May 2nd - 8th, 18/52 Use your Zodiac sign to discover what Harry Potter character you are this week. Taurus (April 20 - May 20): This week you are Harry Potter. You have the weight of the world on your shoulders, a madman after your blood, and your own bratty self destructive myopic angst to contend with. Gemini (May 21 - June 20): This week you are Ron Weasley. You are

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Your Weekly Horoscope: April 25th - May 1st, 17/52 What music do you fuck to? Soul (Barry White/Marvin Gaye): This week you are carrots and celery. You are on the straight and narrow and mean business. You are also slightly bland and are mainly used as a deflection from what people really want. Classical: This week you are broccoli and cheese. You are healthy but exciting, no frills but

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Your Weekly Horoscope: April 18th - 24th, 16/52 Pick the word that most pleases you! Codswallop: Orgy week. Do you feel like having an orgy? Well this week, you're more likely to have an orgy when you go on a short journey. No need to go very far, your orgy will find you close to home. Titmouse: Different strokes for different folks. This week you'll find that people really, er, stroke,

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Your Weekly Horoscope: April 11th - 17th, 15/52 What current movie are you? Aries (March 21st - April 20th):: This week you are: Disturbia - After his father's death, Kale becomes sullen, withdrawn, and troubled -- so much so that he finds himself under a court-ordered sentence of house arrest. His mother, Julie, works night and day to support herself and her son, only to be met with

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Your Weekly Horoscope: April 4th - 10th, 14/52 When's your favourite time to bathe? As soon as you've woken up, before you've done anything else: This week you realise that life is completely not what you thought it was, which is good, because whoo-hoo, no more worshiping the gods via anal probing! In the morning, after a pee and toothbrush: This is the week to venture into new territory.

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Your Weekly Horoscope: March 28th - April 3rd, 13/52 What kind of salad dressing do you use? Italian: This is a great week for your nasal passage. You'll be breathing clear, feeling smooth but not overly wet, and enjoying every breath. Just keep your fingers out of there and it'll be perfection. French: This week you realise just how horrible you are at giving oral sex. Why hasn't anyone

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Your Weekly Horoscope: March 21st - 27th, 12/52 What life milestone are you this week? Pisces (February 20 - March 20): This week you are Lost Virginity. You are thrilled but sort of disappointed, but hopeful for better results in the future. Maybe with less alcohol next time. Aries (March 21st - April 20th): This week you are Now You Can Legally Drink Birthday. You are drunker than you've

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Your Weekly Horoscope: March 14th - 20th, 11/52 Which Olympian god are you this week? Pisces (February 20 - March 20): This week you are Zeus. You have some big-time daddy issues and can rest assured that when it comes to power, luck of the draw will put you on top. You are generous with your over the top retribution and find great fault with liars and oathbreakers. Aries (March 21st - April

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Your Weekly Horoscope: March 7th - 13th, 10/52 What kind of shampoo do you use? 2 in 1: This week you are like a cat. You are self sufficient and keep to yourself except when you want to be pleasured, fed, or simply decide to reward those around you with your presence. Dandruff: This week you are like a dog. You are loyal and loving and looking for approval from those around you. You are

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Your Weekly Horoscope: February 28th - March 6th, 9/52 Hey wasn't it Chinese New Year? Use you sign. Rat: Wear button up shirts this week. A unexpected button pop will lead to new experiences and wonderful adventures. Ox: Zombies attack your neighbourhood this week, but don't despair. Put on your leathers, grab a weapon and unleash your inner warrior. You may be tempted, but do not engage in

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Your Weekly Horoscope: February 21st - 27th, 8/52 Take a guess, how many sexual partners has Naughty had? 1 - 4: Listen, what's that? I hear something in the distance. My mouth feels strange. Thick and swollen somehow like it should hurt but it doesn't. 5 or 6: My nose is running and keep swallowing and wanted to clench my jaw. I think I'm teething., except without the gums and

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Your Weekly Horoscope: February 14th - 20th, 7/52 What do you have planned for Valentine's Day? Dinner with the S/O: Treat yourself to something sexy this week and let the sexiness permeate your being. There's nothing that makes you more attractive than when you show your hotness. Girls Brave Face to the World night out: Are you flirting with sexual intention, or are you just a dirty tease? Try

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