The Angry Pirate, by Craig Wallwork was featured here on Naughtygirlx.com from March 3rd to April 14th. Girl X has since decided to refrain from giving the Princess blowjobs if she suspects he might be a annoyed with her.



Craig Wallwork ...
... died at 27. He is survived by a rubber plant called Trojan, and a copy of 101 Recipes for Bacon and Cheese. Asked by St. Peter if he had any regrets, Craig replied, buying a Simply Red album. St. Peter promptly banished him to a small rural village in West Yorkshire, England, to write a novel of great importance. Since then, he has written three, none of which has granted him a pardon. His short stories can be found in many a sordid corner of the world, but if you're too lazy to look, visit his website.


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