<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:17:35 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Dear Naughty and Girl X - Question and Answer, and Advice Column</title><description></description><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/index.html</link><managingEditor>Naughty Girl X</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>15</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/112975540496359896</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 20:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-10-19T16:56:44.970-04:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Naughty &amp; Girl X,

Were you guys popular in h...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Naughty &amp; Girl X,

Were you guys popular in high school?  Not that I think you wouldn't have been - because I'm sure you were.  Totally prom queen and all that shit.  Except maybe you were in the AV club.  It's sort of a toss up.

AV Prom Queen

Dear AVPQ,

Naughty had braces and acne.  I on the other hand had well veiled contempt.  Which means that yes, I was sort of popular or whatever the</atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_10_01_pastdearngx.html#112975540496359896</link><author>Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/112787710796939526</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 05:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-09-28T01:23:45.743-04:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Naughty and Girl X,

I know what normal peopl...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Naughty and Girl X,

I know what normal people want to do with their lives and such, but what do a couple of crazy sluts (don't be offended, this is a compliment) like the two of you want to do?  Or to make the question easier, what are some of the things on your list of stuff to do before you die?

I don't really have a lot on that list, at least nothing outrageous or super notable. I'd </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_09_01_pastdearngx.html#112787710796939526</link><author>Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/112423846588122245</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-08-16T23:47:25.866-04:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Naughty and Girl X

Do you girls watch porno?...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Naughty and Girl X

Do you girls watch porno?  Do your boyfriends or ex boyfriends?  What do you think about that?

Jerking to Jamison

Dear Jerking,

I personally don't really watch much porn.  I've seen some and most of it seems a bit, well, too funny to be arousing for my tastes, which renders it a bit pointless for me.  The Princess has a small to medium sized porn DVD collection which </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_08_01_pastdearngx.html#112423846588122245</link><author>Naughty</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/112124591721377858</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 09:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-07-13T05:21:31.913-04:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Girl X

I love your flamboyantly gay Harry st...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Girl X

I love your flamboyantly gay Harry stories!  They keep getting better with each chapter.  You said that these were your first fanfictions and you probably weren't going to do any others except the flamboyant series but do you write other stuff that isn't fanfiction too? What stories are you reading?  What's on your rec list?  What stories do you absolutely hate?  Who are your </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_07_01_pastdearngx.html#112124591721377858</link><author>Naughty Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/111826017026098064</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2005 19:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-06-08T15:49:30.266-04:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Naughty &amp; Girl X,

I did a search for naughty...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Naughty &amp; Girl X,

I did a search for naughtygirlx.com on Google and did you know that there are websites that link to you that are - ahem - adult in nature?  Not just adult but like for hookers and stuff?  Are you guys running a secret prostitution ring?  And maybe if people email you and ask about your girls you'll hook them up?

Hooking for Jesus!


Dear Hooking for Jesus,

Yes, there are</atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_06_01_pastdearngx.html#111826017026098064</link><author>Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/111645378858005859</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 22:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-05-18T18:03:08.586-04:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Naughty &amp; Girl X

I want to get laid at prom ...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Naughty &amp; Girl X

I want to get laid at prom - well not at prom, but after, that night, you know what I mean.  But I don't want it to suck and I don't want to have to tie her down or anything like that, but I want to make sure she's a sure thing, know what I mean?  I know how to 'do it' but I want help making sure I get a chance to.  Yes, we're both virgins.

Waiting for the Prom

Dear </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_05_01_pastdearngx.html#111645378858005859</link><author>Naughty Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/111458396156899413</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-04-27T02:39:49.460-04:00</atom:updated><title>Dear NGX,

I just put a whore in your bitch list. ...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear NGX,

I just put a whore in your bitch list. is there anyway to look up people on the Bitch List by name or city instead of having to go through page after page? Please let me know. Thanks

Megan


Hi Megan,

Er, not really.  We don't really know anything about stuff like that.  At least we don't know anything yet, but we might in the future.  No, no, seriously - we're actually learning </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_04_01_pastdearngx.html#111458396156899413</link><author>Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/111282470217977592</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2005 21:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-04-06T17:58:22.180-04:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Naughty &amp; Girl X,

I have a problem with this...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Naughty &amp; Girl X,

I have a problem with this dumbass cunt who keeps fucking with me and my man because she is obsessed with him.  She has this warped mind that he is going to leave me for her.  Her first approach of trying to say that he made her fall in love, didn't break us up, so now her and her sister are making shit up and pissing me off.

What should I do before I end up in jail for </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_04_01_pastdearngx.html#111282470217977592</link><author>Naughty Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/111137657618901596</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 03:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-03-20T22:42:56.190-05:00</atom:updated><title> Dear NGX,

So I hooked up with a guy in November ...</title><atom:summary type='text'> Dear NGX,

So I hooked up with a guy in November while I was on vacation. I have a boyfriend, but I got along really well with this guy, so we decided to keep in touch anyway.

My problem is this: despite the long-distance thing, I'm starting to really care for this guy. He came to visit me in January - stayed with me for a whole week and my boyfriend never knew! Aren't you proud of me? - and </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_03_01_pastdearngx.html#111137657618901596</link><author>Naughty Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/110918338975094488</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 18:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-02-23T13:29:49.753-05:00</atom:updated><title>What does embarrassing leakage mean?  I'm confused...</title><atom:summary type='text'>What does embarrassing leakage mean?  I'm confused!

Megan (not leaking embarrassingly)


Dear Megan,

We here at NGX are going to give you the benefit of the doubt on this one, and assume that in claiming not to know what embarrassing leakage is, you are not in fact copping out on admitting that you've ever had a little leakage here or there.  Instead, we'll assume that you must be so fucking </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_02_01_pastdearngx.html#110918338975094488</link><author>Naughty Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/110719758424869386</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2005 18:52:54 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-02-02T11:42:54.033-05:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Naughty &amp; Girl X,

You completely missed my...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Naughty &amp; Girl X,

You completely missed my SPANKING THING, and I was looking forward to your comments.

Tom

Dear Tom,

We realise you're not actually asking for our advice on this one, but since we strive to be helpful, we're posting in the Dear NGX section regardless.  

Ah spanking.  For discipline or pleasure, everybody spanks in some manner at some point in time.  So, when </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_02_01_pastdearngx.html#110719758424869386</link><author>Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/110540741949493299</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2005 09:28:25 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-01-19T01:28:25.946-05:00</atom:updated><title>In light of the email I have received regarding my...</title><atom:summary type='text'>In light of the email I have received regarding my most unfortunate New Year's Eve post, I've decided to just post the response here and you can all stop your damn smirking and snickering.

- Yes spellcheck is a wonderful tool, I don't however feel that it really would have helped.
- You already know that I did indeed, not make it out of the hotel on New Year's Eve.
- The hash was good but </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2005_01_01_pastdearngx.html#110540741949493299</link><author>Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/110254322329893145</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2004 21:43:23 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-12-08T17:00:23.296-05:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Naughty and Girl X

Any ideas on how to giv...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Naughty and Girl X

Any ideas on how to give my boyfriend sex for Christmas?  It's a gift I know he'll like but I'd like for it to not cost a bunch of money, and preferably not involve a hooker - unless we're playing 'pimp and bitch' or 'guess what I'll do for $20' But those don't seem like very Christmasy games.

Thanks!
Sex in a Box

Dear Sex Box,

There are plenty of ways to give</atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2004_12_01_pastdearngx.html#110254322329893145</link><author>Naughty Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/110071757853375196</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 18:44:58 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-11-17T13:52:58.533-05:00</atom:updated><title>Dear Naughty and Girl X, 

Could you post your p...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Naughty and Girl X, 

Could you post your pictures and tell us something about yourselves?

Anonymous


Dear Anonymous,

It isn't that we're not super hot or anything.  Because we are, super hot.  And it's not like we're secret government agents either, because we're not.  Well Girl X might be part of some sort of anarchist revolution group but right now they're just busy eating </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2004_11_01_pastdearngx.html#110071757853375196</link><author>Naughty Girl X</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5764341/posts/summary/109736598067088957</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2004 23:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-10-09T19:53:00.670-04:00</atom:updated><title>NaughtyGirlX has finally hit the big time, which m...</title><atom:summary type='text'>NaughtyGirlX has finally hit the big time, which means of course that we've received hate mail!  Two actually.  There are at least two people out there that dislike us enough to send mean email. 

The first comes by way of the Bitch List:

Name of asshole: TR
What they should be called:Stuck up, Egotictical, Hater, Cliquey, Pretentious, immature
Location:Toronto area
Work/Occupation:The </atom:summary><link>http://www.naughtygirlx.com/dearngx/pastdearngx.html/2004_10_01_pastdearngx.html#109736598067088957</link><author>Naughty Girl X</author></item></channel></rss>