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* * * * * * * * * * (03/28/07) Name of Asshole: Felicia C***well What they should be called: Crazy Converting-Preachy Hoe Location: PA Workplace/Career: Fellow student Relationship: Ex-friend Why they made the Bitch List: She spent years and years trying to convert me to Catholicism and I put up with it. But then she actually tried to convince everybody at my school that I was a satanic devil worshipper! And of course, sister Christian follows *all* her godly rules when she goes around calling me a whore and a bitch behind my back. And what a good little Catholic she is, when she's busy fucking any boy with a pulse. I guess that's what happens when you decide to follow your own personal bible and pass it off as organized religion. Fucking hypocrite! How they should be punished: She should get some sort of STD from her equally preachy fuckfriend, and when she eventually dies, she should end up in hell - you know, as her bible says she should. * * * * * * * * * * (02/01/07) Name of Asshole: M&M What they should be called: Shitty Splatter Fuck Location: Vegas, baby Workplace/Career: N/A Relationship: Ex boyfriend to be Why they made the Bitch List: This one thinks that he is so fucking great and fantastic that I am amazed he doesn't clone himself just so he can stick his dick up his own ass. I'm done with this one; NEXT! How they should be punished: He should be made to wear only a silky pink thong at all times. That way, everyone will be able to see his bullshit, not to mention how small his damn package actually is. * * * * * * * * * * (04/23/06) Name of Asshole: Stacey Mc****s What they should be called: Pee brained drunk (sounds stupid here but it's clever if you keep reading) Location: Boston, MA Workplace/Career: Student Relationship: Friend (but maybe not anymore) Why they made the Bitch List: We were out drinking and partying and having fun and she was laughing and then she peed her pants. That was weird enough, but then she fell over while she was peeing and knocked me over too and some of her pee got on my jeans. That was gross, but worse off is that they're my favourite jeans and I put them in the wash and everything but I don't want to wear them anymore, all I can think of is that she peed on them. It isn't like she's a baby and peed on me or something, and I don't think she was so drunk that the peeing could be ignored or laughed off. Did she do this on purpose? So now I don't know if I got on the wrong end of some weird kinky sex thing of hers. Those jeans were the only ones that make me look like I've got an actual ass! I could rebuy them except I found them at a garage sale for $25 and the store price is more like $110. She peed on me! How they should be punished: I'd say that someone should pee back on her, except if it was a weird sex thing, she might like it in which case the punishment doesn't count. I think she should replace my jeans, she can even have the peed on pair. It's her pee, right? So it's fair. * * * * * * * * * * (04/19/06) Name of Asshole: Tim L**ry What they should be called: Tit Freak Location: N/A Workplace/Career: He gets coffee for unimportant people in a shitty company, while nodding his head and looking for asses to lick. Relationship: Soon to be ex-boyfriend Why they made the Bitch List: He wants me to have my boobs done. At first he hinted that it was something that he would like, blah, blah, blah. I don't want anything like that and thought he should shut the fuck up about it. He did for a while and get started and stopped again, until finally he was accusing me of denying him pleasure! WTF?! I'm a C-Cup already! I didn't hear him offering to buy me a wheel barrow and cart me around when my tits are too big for me to stand upright. Dumb ass! How they should be punished: He should be drugged and implanted with a set of DDD's. * * * * * * * * * * (04/02/06) Name of Asshole: Fat Elena What they should be called: Fucking fat bitch Location: Haymaker Hall, KSU Workplace/Career: Kansas State student Relationship: Suitemate in the Dorms Why they made the Bitch List: The fucking bitch and I have to share a bathroom, and when you're not the one making the mess, it's pretty easy to figure out who is. I'm sorry but she shits on the toilet seat because she's too fat to square off on the toilet properly. She picks her nose and puts the snot on the wall and door inside the bathroom! Come on fatass, grow up! Oh and the best part, guess who gets to clean up the mess, oh yeah, nobody other than me. How they should be punished: Punishment enough for me would be if she left kansas and went back to St. Louis where she belongs. * * * * * * * * * * (03/01/06) Name of Asshole: Rena Br**k*s What they should be called: Dinocunt Location: Harrisburg, PA Workplace/Career: Advertising Relationship: Co-Worker Why they made the Bitch List: She keeps these stupid dinosaur figurines on her desk - she has at least 20 of them, no wait she has 26 (just counted), and she constantly spouts off dinosaur facts because she studied palaeontology or something in college which apparently is much more prestigious than the arts degrees and MBAs most of the rest of us have - by the way, she didn't even graduate, so this is all just her overcompensating because she feels inferior or something - which is stupid because our boss doesn't even have a degree and he's awesome and brilliant (no, I'm not blowing him or anything - he's just great). Anyway, I touched her stegosaurus and she slapped my hand away with her mouse pad - then she picked up the keyboard and made as if to hit my hand with it. And she wasn't joking - the only reason I didn't get slammed with the keyboard is because the cord held her back. She dropped it and put her finger in my chest and started poking at me with every couple of words, practically hissing - major freak out - about how people shouldn't touch other peoples things, and how she knew I was always looking down on her and I was just jealous of her wealth of knowledge and intelligence and that I had stolen her Tyrannosaurus. It was so bizarre and ridiculous, it blew my fucking mind. And then after I told one of our other co-workers, I find out that the same thing has happened to him and to another girl though to a lessor degree! How they should be punished: I think it would be hilarious if we all came into work early one day and each took one of the dinosaurs and put them on our desks. She'd arrive and freak the fuck out! Except she might have a heart attack or stroke in the process or something, so we probably shouldn't do that. Probably. * * * * * * * * * * (02/01/06) Name of Asshole: Katie J**ks*n What they should be called: Stupid slutty bitch Location: N/A Workplace/Career: School Relationship: Ex friend Why they made the Bitch List: She told everyone at school that I have a vibrator - which she wouldn't even know about if she wasn't going through my things that she had no right to go through anyway. What's wrong with having a vibrator? It's better than sleeping with any boy that looks twice that probably doesn't know how to get a girl off anyway, right? So to get back at her I told everyone that yes I had one and that the stupid bitch actually stole it. They believed that for a while and that shut them and Katie up for a while. Then she started saying stuff about how I had the vibrator because I couldn't get a boyfriend - which I don't think is true - so I brought a dildo to school that I bought when I ordered the vibrator but I don't use it because it isn't as much fun and seems a bit useless, and I threw it at her in the cafeteria. It hit her in the shoulder but I was aiming for her face. Oh well. Then I got suspended for 2 days and my parents want me to go to counselling because they're really Christian and I had to hide my vibrator at my other friend's house so my parents wouldn't find it and throw it away. But it was so worth it to see Katie get hit with the dildo and start to cry. How they should be punished: It would be really funny if she got a dildo thrown at her or something like that every week for the rest of the school year. * * * * * * * * * * (02/01/06) Name of Asshole: Ans*n L** What they should be called: Camel Toed Asshole Location: Calgary Workplace/Career: Photography & Processing Service Relationship: Ex boss Why they made the Bitch List: He has constant camel toe - every day I went to work he was bulging out of the crotch of his pants. God it's so disgusting, and he's not attractive or anything but he's got such a big 'package' that it's so gross in his pants. It's a train wreck that you can't look away from. Everyone at work is disgusted by it. So finally after 13 months of trying not to vomit, I printed a note out on the computer and took a picture of it (it said 'nobody wants to see your camel toe') and then I took a picture of his camel toe (with a zoom lens from across the room during a session) and then I left it for him to find during development. And then the bastard fired me! He has no proof that I'm the one that did it, and even if he did, he should be thanking me for the advice. How they should be punished: I hope one of the other employees sue for sexual harrassment - his camel toe creates a sexually hostile environment. Or he could get arrested for camel toe based indecent exposure. * * * * * * * * * * (01/17/06) Name of Asshole: Sarah J. What they should be called: Whatever Location: Toronto, ON Workplace/Career: Accountant Relationship: Ex girlfriend Why they made the Bitch List: We used to go out and then she dumped me because she decided she was a lesbian. Fine. You're a fucking lesbian now. Fine. I ran into her a week ago after not seeing her for three months and she isn't just a lesbian, she's a bulldyke. Whatthefuck? She used to wear these tiny little skirts and these boot things, now she's a fucking bulldyke. How they should be punished: She's already a bulldyke. * * * * * * * * * * (01/03/06) Name of Asshole: C**n J*ss*p What they should be called: Dog fucking jackass Location: Chicago Workplace/Career: Uni Relationship: Friend (so make sure to put those ** things in his name, eh?) Why they made the Bitch List: This may sound stupid, but I think he touched my dog in an innappropriate manner, and when I called him on it, he looks at me like I'm the pervert. How they should be punished: I think Ralph (my dog) should bite him the next time he tries to touch him. * * * * * * * * * * (11/16/05) Name of Asshole: Jasmine What they should be called: Dirt Box Location: Portadown, N. Ireland Workplace/Career: N/A Relationship: Tanked her one night Why they made the Bitch List: Fucked her like a mad man and now I've got some disease and my cock glows in the dark every morning. How they should be punished: Clean her out with a power hose. * * * * * * * * * * (11/11/05) Name of Asshole: A.D. What they should be called: Cunt Location: N/A Workplace/Career: No job Relationship: My boyfriend's wife Why they made the Bitch List: The bitch found out her husband loves me and now is being a better wife. Meanwhile emailing me and obsessed with me, the cunt. Now we can't fuck like we use too! How they should be punished: Her tits should shrivel up and her uptight ass should have constant diarrhea like her mouth already does. * * * * * * * * * * (09/18/05) Name of Asshole: Brittany Y. What they should be called: The Nose Location: Stew-Stras, IL Workplace/Career: N/A Relationship: Ex friend Why they made the Bitch List: She cheated on her boyfriend while he was in Iraq with one of my friends! Then, she agreed to marry him and told my friend that if he ever told she would kill his dog! She's fucking crazy and I only hope her fiance reads this board and figures it out! Plus, she's just plain ugly. How they should be punished: She should have to be placed in a room full of mirrors so that she can stare at her fugly face for the rest of her life. * * * * * * * * * * (08/18/05) Name of Asshole: Tony Carter What they should be called: Cocksucking motherfucker Location:Hamilton, ON Workplace/Career: Steel industry Relationship:Co worker Why they made the Bitch List: Has a total lack of manners and regard for a people in general. Is a fat slob that clips his nails by the fridge and walks around with his hairy plumbers butt hanging out. Is crude, cruel, and rude. Has a total lack of class and speaks to me like I'm a piece of shit. Oh ya did I tell you I am a woman and his 'team leader'. Real nice old guy to bring home to mom. How they should be punished: I think he should be fired and not be entitled to our kick ass pension. Would be really good because he is also a degenerate gambler. Or maybe have his whole hairy body waxed in front of the entire workplace. * * * * * * * * * * (08/16/05) Name of Asshole: Wayne K. What they should be called: Lying idiot Location: MI Workplace/Career: Who fucking knows anymore? Relationship: He thinks I work for him. Why they made the Bitch List: God he's such an idiot. He's just ridiculous now and it makes me feel like I've grown a bit stupid each time I have to deal with him. How they should be punished: Maybe a donkey could kick him in the nuts - eugenics, you know? * * * * * * * * * * (08/12/05) Name of Asshole: Jack R. What they should be called: Ass dribbler Location: Seattle, WA Workplace/Career: Office shit Relationship: Works in the office across from mine Why they made the Bitch List: His ass is always sweaty. It's fucking gross. It isn't like it's hot in the building, we have air conditioning, so his ass shouldn't be so sweaty. WTF? How they should be punished: He should have Depends delivered to him here at work in front of everyone. Or maybe someone should just throw a dildo at him. Not that the dildo represents anything about his sweaty ass, it's just humilating to have a dildo thrown at you. * * * * * * * * * * (08/04/05) Name of Asshole: Xander P**nt** What they should be called: Elephantightass Location: Toronto, ON Workplace/Career: Insurance Relationship: Co-worker Why they made the Bitch List: He has this weird growth on his neck, like a goiter or something, except he won't tell anyone what it is so I don't know if it's a goiter or not. He gets all defensive about it and yells and anyone who stares, but how can you not stare? Especially when he won't tell us what the hell it is! Also, goiter thing aside, he is an asshole. How they should be punished: I think the whole office is going to have to get together and either pin him down and not let him up until he tells us what the hell's on his neck, or we should all sign a sort of petition that says we won't work with him unless we know what it is in case it's contagious or something. * * * * * * * * * * Name of Asshole: Sarah A. What they should be called: Midget whore Location: England Workplace/Career: N/A Relationship: I had to put up with her for 5 years Why they made the Bitch List: She's a shit spreading little midget whore who took it up the ass 'cause she didn't have a condom! She makes things up and spreads nasty rumours for her own amusement as she has nothing else to fill her lame life with. Then denies said rumours when confronted! How they should be punished: She should me made taller by means of stretching her legs till they pop out their sockets, same with her arms! * * * * * * * * * * (06/08/05) Name of Asshole: Faith What they should be called: Psycho Freak Loser Bitch Location: N/A Workplace/Career: None (she's a scrounger) Relationship: N/A Why they made the Bitch List: This girl is a stumpy troll who talks like a pedophile! She acts all nice but has sinister intentions. She's such a fucking drama queen attention seeker, she cries all the time and boo hoos to everyone telling them she was bullied at school. Well if she goes around telling people she had a lesbo fling and has the clap then what does she expect really? How they should be punished: She should me made to eat her own shit. * * * * * * * * * * (06/06/05) Name of Asshole: M*rfydd Jos*ph*ne M*rr*s What they should be called: N/A Location: Worthing, UK Workplace/Career: Retired Relationship: Mother Why they made the Bitch List: Asked to come and live with my family and I after my father died. This was four years ago. We took her in and she has done nothing but cause trouble between my wife, son, daughter, and I. I don't understand why. We took her into our home and made her welcome when other members of my family, including my sister - who lives alone - would not. How they should be punished: We will be moving soon and she will not be coming with us. * * * * * * * * * * (05/31/05) Name of Asshole: Pat T*ck*r What they should be called: Thieving ass Location: Hartford, CT Workplace/Career: Insurance Relationship: Fiance Why they made the Bitch List: This may sound petty but that ass stole my lunch like three times in the last two weeks! I make my lunch before I go to bed so it's ready in the morning and he takes it! I told him that it's my fucking lunch and if he wanted one he should just ask me and I'd do one for him when I do mine, and can you believe what he said? He says he can't tell if he'll want a lunch the next day. So now I either have to somehow hide my lunches from my own fucking boyfriend or not make them until the morning - which means I have to get up earlier. Or I'll have to buy my lunches everyday - which will just make me poor and fat. Asshole! How they should be punished: I think I'll make him pay me back with oral sex. If he wants my lunch that badly, he'll have to earn it. * * * * * * * * * * (05/22/05) Name of Asshole: Rhyan C*mpb*ll What they should be called: Dumb punk bitch Location: Vancouver, BC Workplace/Career: Waiter Relationship: Dumbass ex Why they made the Bitch List: The lying asshole fucked some slut in a club and then claimed that it was an accident because he was drunk and thought it was me. Stupid idiot! How they should be punished: He should get raped by rabid monkeys who mistake him for their mates. * * * * * * * * * * |
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